I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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