I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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