She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
