STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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