the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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