Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
