sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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