Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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