And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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