plz talk dirty to me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Randomize
