I skipped work to stalk him.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
is wine microwaveable?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.