I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.