Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.