So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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