the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Let's paint friendship bongs
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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