Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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