I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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