you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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