We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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