i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If its not for food we ain't going out.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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