wat bout pragnant strippers??
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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