I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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