A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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