Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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