Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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