i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
there is glitter all over my balls
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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