I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
