but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You coming home soon, man?
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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