I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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