My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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