It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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