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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

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(641): View more from Iowa

Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?

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(816): View more from Missouri

this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?

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(905): View more from Ontario

Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?

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