I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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