Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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