It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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