If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?