I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes