I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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