it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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