I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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