I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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