My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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