And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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