why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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