dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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