dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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