I've blown a few things in my day
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
