yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He better not be in your backpack
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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