i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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