afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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