How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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