Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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