We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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