The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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