So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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