Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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