I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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