Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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