He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
