That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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