Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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