please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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