There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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